With apologies to Meghan Trainor, I bring you a song parody based on her hit “All About That Bass”. The original is pretty amazing so definitely check it out!

Weird Al – if you ever read this and want to collaborate, let me know. I have more. You are the ultimate BAMF of song parodies!

“All About That Pace”

Because you know
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no trippin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no trippin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no trippin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no sub-six
But I can move it, move it
For my endorphin fix
‘Cause I got them boom boom thighs all the boys chase
And all the right routes to all the right places

I see the first place girl wearin’ that racing top
We know that time unreal
Ain’t nothin’ make her plop
If you a perfect pacer, just raise your watch
‘Cause every mile you run is perfect
From the start until you stop

Yeah, my mama she told me don’t worry about your time
She says, “Distances take a lil’ more patience to run right.”
You know I won’t be no stick figure Spandex clad fast track star
So if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and sprint along

Because you know
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no sprintin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no sprintin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no sprintin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace
Hey!

I’m bringing breathing back
Go ahead and tell them quicker bitches that
No I’m still earning finisher medals phat
And I’m here to tell ya
Every inch of it is shiny from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don’t worry about your time
She says, “Distances take a lil’ more patience to run right.”
You know I won’t be no stick figure Spandex clad fast track star
So if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and sprint along

Because you know
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no bonkin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no bonkin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no bonkin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace

Because you know
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no sprintin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no sprintin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no sprintin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace

Because you know
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no trippin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no trippin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace, no trippin’
I’m all about that pace
‘Bout that pace

Hey, hey, ooh
You know you run this pace

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